professional vampire

jimmyhoffathecat:

He just stares at me and breathes really hard when he’s hungry

hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

I keep seeing the “chat is a fourth person pronoun” post and it’s getting increasingly hard to avoid starting discourse in the notes of it. chat I don’t think they know what these linguistics terms they’re using mean

it’s literally just a noun. the reason it grammatically doesn’t feel like it means the same thing as any existing pronoun and must be in a different category is that it’s not a pronoun. it’s in the same class of word as “gang” or “folks” or “ladies and gentlemen”. there’s nothing new going on here it’s just an ordinary noun being used like a noun.

fullmoonfireball:

parksandrex:

dglenn7504:

overfed-n-overweight:

I guess size does matter it wouldnt matter to me anyway

petalsinfall:

flintlock rifle with a twisted barrel and heart shaped bore (1765)

wonhos-fabuloso:

Being in the top 1% of your top artist is mental, but have ya’ll ever been in the top 0.5%? I’ve done it twice. Once for 2pm and the other for Somo.

corduroysockz:

crystal-mouse:

kirbylord:

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

Same image

Is this anything

celluzu:

Hey…. bad news… yeah, they got ahold of your found family… yeah, they’re assigning them nuclear familial titles… yeah, I don’t think they know that’s not the point… I know, I know. Sorry man, nothing I can do about it now.

iosonomer-blog:

le-catman:

medievaljournalist:

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice